I finally met my girlfriends family last weekend. We’ve only been dating for about three months, so it’s not that big of deal, at least not to me. But it was the weirdest experience of my life. The everybody in the family plays musical instruments, and they pretty much put on a musical show for me. They had trumpets, tubas, and of course, an acoustic guitar. My girlfriends brother insisted on giving me an acoustic guitar lesson, like he wanted to join their band of lunatics or something. Needless to say, I got out of there as fast as I could, and I haven’t seen my girlfriend since. I thought I heard them say “Another one got away” as I was running out of there.
